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How To Enjoy Spanish Wine
- 1) Buy two different bottles of Spanish wine. What kind you ask? Preferably the one you’ve never tried. I say this because if you need to learn how to enjoy Spanish wine, you probably haven’t had one yet that you’ve liked. So pick one out that you’re unfamiliar with, that looks a little different, or simply has a label that peaks your interest. Buy it in a store, take it out of your cellar, or order one in your local restaurant. I suggest two bottles because you’ll never know if you’ll appreciate the first one, so having a second is always a bonus. Plus, I tend to find that the second point can lead to the necessity for an extra bottle. If you find any tasting notes on the label, or points attached to the bottle, please scribble over them with a black magic marker, as they tend to ruin many a wine experience.
- 2) Make sure to have a friend, or two, with you. Your sweetheart will do, and could even add to the enjoyment, though you may forget about the wine (not a bad thing) if you and your sweetheart get a little too sweet. Either way, do make sure others are in your close proximity and that you have enough glassware. In the case of you and your sweetheart, you may find you only need/want one glass, as two tends to take away from the fun.
- 3) Open bottle(s). Simple, if you know how to use a corkscrew! If not, then watch this useful video.
- 4) Pour wine into glass(es). Pour a small amount at first and make sure that you can fully aerate the wine by swirling it in the glass without having it hit your friend across from you. Why you ask? Well, if you really want to know, watch this, though forget the water part. Otherwise, just trust me. We’re here to enjoy the wine, not analyze it!
- 5) Ok, here comes the best part. Pick up the glass and taste the wine. If your reaction is “Yuck” please continue to number 6. If your reaction is “Yum”, congrats, because you’re now enjoying a Spanish Wine! Continue drinking staring into your sweetheart’s eyes or while laughing with your friends. If you find that you start to wonder about the wine, quickly take a sip and change the subject.
- 6) Ok, so you didn’t like this bottle. DO NOT think that consequently, you do not like Spanish wine. You’ve only tried 1, which is similar to walking off a plane in Spain, and the first person you run into is jumping on one foot with his finger up his nose singing New York, New York, and then declaring that all Spaniards are raving idiots. At this point, pick up the second bottle you bought and go back to step number 3. Repeat often. Ask others what they like, try different things and dare to experiment. Don’t give up.
Let me emphasis that last point: talk with your friends, continue drinking your wine and maybe even nibble on some food. Laugh, debate, question and above all, relax. I find that a good session of grilling can help make a Spanish wine much more enjoyable or even a movie. Sometimes it tastes great after a long day of work, and other times, just because it’s there.
For those of you that thought this was a bit silly, or amateurish, well you obliviously missed my point. Wine is not about the points, the snobbery, or the idea that you need to “understand” it. No, wine is about hanging out, lubricating conversations and reflecting on life. Yes, you can dissect the wine, and analyze it, but that is not a required step on the trail to enjoying wine. First fall in love with the wine, and the rest will come naturally.
This article can be easily applied to Portuguese wine or any other wine style you so choose to explore!